Staff
Classified Personnel
The following individuals are current G - X classified personnel:
Brad Porinchak -- G14 Classified
Brad Porinchak , fresh out of the facilities, is a man of few pictures. He is a remarkable scientist, who is most noted for his nobel prize winning work on Gorillamerium, the most recently disovered element. He is an avid collector of knots and holes (he currently own the largest hole known to man). He has also been linked to the construction of the Great Pyramids, the discovery of the dinosaur named, the Porinchakasuras, and the development of the atom. It is also rumored that he knows who made the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean. On the subject he is quoted as saying, "I will keep the persons identity a secret, for it would be an embarrassment to us all." Porinchak, is one of the best secret keepers in the world, he claims to know more than 50 secrets! Porinchak, also enjoys reading Harry Potter and watching Star Wars movies (He is one of only 12 people to speak fluent Wookie!).
Steve Posilovich -- G14 Classified
Steve Posilovich, working diligently below his desk, is a man of many talents. He is an extraordinary mathematician, who is also know for his award winning work on Gorillmerium and its uses. He is a published author of several books including, his autobiography, "I Invented the Question Mark?" "The Life and Times of A Plus Sign,"and the Newberry Award winning children's book "I Am A Cat." His favorite color is lilac, but he says autumn mist is a close second. His recent ascent to the level of G-14 classified was a no brainer for a man of his caliber. When he was given the clearance he said, "I have reached the pinnacle of my life, there is no more I can possibly do." Then he found out there was a level G-15 classified and said, "so that's where babies come from!" Posilovich's proudest achievement is beating Mike Tyson's Punch Out in a record time of 13.4 minutes.