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November 15, 2006

November 15, 2006

Well were not even 48 hours into the new diet and Mr. Posilovich fell off the wagon. He veered off his Life cereal diet and last night was caught eating not one but two giant bratwursts and then felt the urge to go to Boston Market and throw down an entire fried chicken, complete with all the trimmings, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, biscuits, big macs, and coleslaw. He has the will power of a monkey standing in front of a pile of bananas. He is currently crying like a little boy who is lost in the woods. When asked to comment on his utter disregard for society, Mr. Posilovich said, "I was just so hungry, I lost all sense of reason and blacked out and when I came to I was laying on the floor of Boston Market with chicken bones scattered all over and gravy dripping from my chin. I don't know what came over me. I am ashamed of my self and my actions." His partner in crime, Mr. Porinchak, had this to say, "I am disappointed in him, but I understand his feelings of starvation. I can only hope he recovers and I don't fall victim to... [More]
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The Beginning of the End

November 13, 2006

Today, November 13th 2006, at approximately 10:00am EST, the decision was made for both myself (Posilovich) and my associate (Pornichak) to embark on a long and difficult journey.  The path...Cereal Diet...The motivation...SCIENCE!

Brad "Milk Money" Porinchak has decided that his goal of dropping 3 dress sizes by Christmas by going on the Special K diet.  This diet has claimed to melt the pounds away, sometimes at the rate of 2-3 pounds per week. 

I (Posilovich) have chosen Life Cereal as my weapon of mass reduction.  Although Special K is slightly healthier than his chosen Life, I feel that not eating something that tastes like processed cardboard is worth the extra 20 calories per serving.

 We have decided to take this bull by the horns, and attack it one week at a time.  This first week, we will attempt to eat nothing but our chosen cereals for breakfast, lunch and dinner...each with 1/2 of a cup of skim milk.  Throughout the day, should we feel the need to have a drink...water will be the only option.  There is a grace period...or a window of opportunity, if you will...for us to deviate from said diet.  This saturday is the meeting between Michigan and Ohio...

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